Tickle your funny bone.Have fun and make your friends cheerup with funny sms.
All Izz Well
Baba ranchoddas said on neend:”neend k piche mat bhago,agr bhagna hai to pdhai k piche bhago,neend jhak mar k tumhare piche ayegi....All Izz Well.
Dosti ki life
School ki lyf 12th tak college ki lyf final year tak love ki lyf shaadi tak but hummari dosti 30 february tak jab aayegi tab tod denge!!
Sensex is down
Sensex is Down.Petrol,Gold and Property are not affordable.So Invest in Relations,Feelings and Friendship.Its d only Promising Investment to get Good Returns.
Johnny johnny yes papa
Johnny johnny... yes papa!
Job in iT...yes papa!
Lot of tension...yes papa!
Too much work...yes papa!
Family life...no papa!
Yearly bonus...joke papa!
Annual pay...Low papa!
Personal life...Lost papa!
Wish you happy birthday
Wish you HAPPY BIRTHDAY.Confuse Agbedi 'THOMAS EDISON' Tube light kandu hidida dina ivattu.Adakke yella tube light gu wish madta idini.
Life s greatest lesson
My life has always taught me one grt lesson.which should b kept in mind 4 entire lifetime....MAGGI can never b made in 2 minutes.Dont expect emotional msgs everytime.
To sit and do nothing
Crow sitting on a tree doing nothing,Rabbit thought 2 do d same and sat on ground.A wolf came and ate it.
MORAL:”2 Sit and do Nothing,u need 2 b on the top”
Respect your parents. They pay for your internet bill.
Having attitude problem
I don't have an attitude problem. I just have an attitude and i don't find it to be problem.
Correct the sentence
Teacher : Correct the sentence,
A bull and a cow is grazing in the field
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.
Great people great thoughts
Great thought frm great ppl:-
If sOmeOne in yOur life makes yOu tO fOrget yOur Past,
tht sOmeOne is prObably ur Future!
Oldman and the barber
A Old man had 8 hair on his head he went to barber shop ...
Barber in anger asked SHALL I CUT Or COUNT?
old man smiled & politely said!
COLOUR IT baby..
Poetry and essay
What is D difference between POETRY & ESSAY ?
Any word you uttered by a GIRLFRIEND is a POETRY.
While anything said by WIFE is ESSAY.
Fine from traffic police
Every1 goes wit flow
but d 1 who goes opposite to d flow becomes some1 remarkable in lyf
before i could explain dis 2 TRAFFIC POLICE
He issued me FINE receipt!"
Fish or blackberry
GF-Wer r u?
BF-I m in bank
GF-I need 10000Rs 4 Blackbry & 3000Rs 4 haircut.
BF-Sorry, I meant I m at d
Bank of a River"" U want Fish?
Settle abroad boys vs girls
How 2 settle abroad?
Get gud grades
Apply student visa
Wait 4 cal
Get gud job.
Marry dat boy.!
Drinks and their ages
AGE 0F DRINKS:
66+->AnyTime"" thulashi neer..
Zulfo and shayri
Girl-Mujhpar shayri kro
Boy-in kali kali zulfo se karti ho andhera
in kali kali zulfo se karti ho andhera
ho jao takli aur krdo savera..!!
Papu and his new college
Papu opens a new College.
Bt Students r confused to take Admission..
Coz College name ws:
Papu Medical College of Enginering fr Commerce & Arts:)
Boss and employee papu
BOSS-JAbSe Maine Tumhe
JobSe NikaLa H
TbSe Tum Roz
Mere GharKe Samne LATRINE
Q Karte Ho?
Papu-Apko Ye Batane
K Liye Ki
Mai Bhuka Nhi
Whom u hate the most
Teacher: Children., whom do u hate d most?
UKG Boy: Rajaram Mohan Roy.
Teacher: Oh God!! Y do U hate him?
UKG Boy: He abolished Child Marriage..
Eight year old robber
A priest asks a naughty 8yr old boy- wer is god?
Boy screams, runs home & tells his frends
dude, god is missing. & they think we did it
Everybody makes mistakes
In this world
everybody makes mistakes,
girlfriend, wife & boss
have the gifted talent
of finding them,
remembering them & reminding them...
Diwali ki safai
You are cordially invited to join us with family & friends
"Diwali ki safai"
bahut kaam hai please mana mat karna...
VIM BAR se nahate ho
Kyon mera dil dukhate ho..
kyon muj se har baat chupate ho..
mera to dil hi toot gaya ye sunkar ki aap..
VIM BAR se nahate ho...
Think about studies
Bus Driver Sudnly aplyd break, Boy fell on gal n kisd her
Gal: Hey wat r u doin?
Boy: MBA & u?
She smild & said B.Tech
Moral: ALWAYS THNK abt Studies..
jab bomb gira to jor se phata kya
"INDIA TV Reportr ne zakhmi se pucha
""jab bomb gira to kya wo jor se phata?""
Wo Rengta hua mere pas Aya Aur Sharma kar bola ""Bhamm.""
Five year old son crying
"5 yr son ws crying,
Dad came n ask-Y r u crying? Tel me i m ur frnd na?
SON- kuch nahi yar, jara sa horlicks kya manga teri item bhadak gayi."
Wear the shoes
Before truth wear the shoes, rumors already finish the world tour....
Heights of interest
" A man saw a board at center of river, he tried to read bt he cudnt.
So, he swims to d center & rd it
"CROCODILES INSIDE DONT JUMP"......!!!!!
Height Of Facebook Update
Height Of Facebook Update :-
"Just finished my marriage, now entering into room fr first night!!!!"
25 likes 1 comment,,,,,
keep on updating, v r on line......!!!!!!
Ht of interest
Ht of interest:
" A man saw a board at center of river, he tried to read bt he cudnt. So, he swims to d center & rd it
"CROCODILES INSIDE DONT JUMP"......!!!!!
Walking in rain
"I love to walking in rain so tat no one can see my tears"
dis is old but latest is
"I love to walk in all d season because petrol price is " 74+ per litre.
Single vada vs a phone call
15Years back :
1 VADAI IS 50ps and 1 Call is 5Rs..
1 call is 50Ps and 1 vadai is 5rs
Moral:technology is improved but Enna use?Vada poche.
Answer my next question
Teacher: Whoever answers my next question can go home.
Pappu throws bag out of the window.
Teacher: Who threw that?
Pappu: Me, Im going home.
TAX vs FINE
"FINE" is a 'TAX' for doing wrong things......:
"TAX" is a 'FINE' for doing right things..........
Why are you sleeping in class?
Teachr:y r u slpng in d cls?
Stdnt:ur voice s so swt mam dat im getin slp
Teachr:den y r d others nt slpng?
Studnt:dey r nt listning 2 u mam....!"
We are not married yet
Girl: When we get married,
I want to share all your worries,
troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: Its very kind of you,
darling, But I dont have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that is because we arent married yet.
My Son has swallowed a key
Man:Doctor ! My Son has swallowed a key.
Doctor: When ?
Man:Three Months Ago
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Man: We were using duplicate key"
Kurkure and love
In a park 2 lovers eating KURKURE by looking each other eyes
Girl:"dear Wat r u thinking at dis moment?"
Boy:"u r eating more KURKURE than me"
Its not comedy time
NAMSKARA.. NAMSKARA... NAMSKARA....!
"Edhu Comedy Time alla,
Matter is very serious
Sorry to disturb U..
Matter is serious..
Actually we r playing CARDS joker is missing!
So plz send ur passport size photo urgently..:-)
You may lose your hair
As years go u may lose ur hair,
but not ur
Bcoz u can lose only wat u hav..
Wedding and boxing are same?
Y do couples hold hands during their wedding??
Its just a formality,
like 2 BOXERS shaking hands before d FIGHT!!!
Engineering student and different semesters
1st sem- "Guys just 2 weeks left for d internals. Lets start studying."
3rd sem- "Macha still a week left. Lets start tomorrow".
5th sem-"Man internals tomorrow!! Shall we start?"
7th sem- " Dude, 3 holidays on account of internals.
Where shall we go?"
Are you joking idiot
HOD to a engineering student.
HOD:U must score atleast 75% in exam.
stdnt:no sir l wil score 100%.
HOD:r u doing joke over here....
stdnt: idiot who started joking first?
How does ice cube leak?
Papu looking at an ice cube in sunlight from 1 hour.
Sumone asked him wat r u doing ...?
Papu replied: i m checking from where its leaking .....!
Exams and study holidays in engineering
At the time of STUDY holidays::
8 am-get up.,
9 am-break fast.,
10am -thinkin to score 100 &
then afternoon lunch..
Sleep & in evening tea thinking to score 60..
thinking to score 35..
In the exam hall thinking of how many subjects to put to revaluation...
This is Engineering...
Hardest things learnt in college
Father- Wt were d 2 hardest things you learnt in cøllege?
Son- Opening beer bottles with teeth,
lighting cigarettes with only 1 match left in heavy wind!!
How old are you now?
Nearly 120 scientists are struggling fröm many years to know how many
years can a man live without brain...
plz tell them how old you are..
Papu and chemical symbol
Prof: Chemical symbol of Barium..?
Prof: For Sodium..?
Prof: What happens when 1 atom of BA & 2 atoms of NA combine..?
Live to get her
How did u read,
LIVE TO GET HER.
Just a beautiful way 2 say life is the way how u look at it....!
Pyar and drink bar
HOTA HAI 1 BAR
PHIR DIL BEKRAR
PHIR DIL PE WAR,
PHIR YAD ATA HAI YAR,
AUR PHIR JATE HAI
Which great person to follow?
"Laziness is our biggest enemy" -Jawaharlal Nehru.
"We should learn to love our enemies"- Mahathma Gandhi.
Which one to follow?... Confusing na...
Asha has a small heart
BAAP OF ALL PJ's-
What do u call a girl who is short in height n has a small heart ??
Dil hai chota sa choti si 'ASHA';-)
Get separate bills for me and her
Boy & girl in hotel.
Boy-i love you..
Girl-i dont love you.
Girl-i told u..No
Boy-waiter,bring seperate bills..
Girl-i love u too..
How can kidney go to school?
Doctor: Your Kidney has Failed.....
Papu: Doctor what are you saying?
My Kidney never went to School then how can it fail.
i am normal and you are mental
Believe me, we are true friends...
I am lamp, you are light...
I am Coke, you are Sprite...
I am sky, you are cloud...
I am normal, you are mental...
Lets dance kannada fun
Lets dance, "Om shanthi om"
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<@> (( >> @/
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OK, ok ok ok. istu Saku Nale 'bulbulayaa
Funny kannada sms
After the huge success in kannada movie
"E PREETI YEKE BHOOMI MELIDE",
the producers making a new film named
"E KOTHI YEKE MOBILE NODTIDE"
Nurse and her body spray
NURSE To KiD:
Breathe Deeply & Now Slowly Exhale
NURSE: What Do U Feel Now.?
KiD:Ur BODY SPRAY is Simply SuperB.
He kisses her all the time
Wife: Pointing at a couple next door says to her husband,
look at him he kisses her all the time,
can not u do that?
but she slapped me."
When u feel the world is empty and full of darkness
"Whenever u feel the world is empty and full of darkness,
just come and hold my hand,,,,,,,,,,
i will take to "EYE CARE CLINIC".
Crying to solve a problem
Crying does not solve any problem
Surely Cleanses your eyes
Cry regularly to have clear eyes lol!
Leaving to US for further studies
Boy leaving to US for further studies
Girl:I will miss you
Boy:I wont miss you
Boy:I will enjoy life
Girl:Will you forget me?
Boy:No,I will always be in touch with you through facebook.
Cant travel without you
I can t travel anywhere without you
Every morning you make me feel fresh
Every night you force me to use you
You help me face the world with confidence.
I was talking about my toothbrush.....
Now ,what were u thinking??
Heights of learning byheart
Eye doctor:Read the letters on the first line of the board.
Boy: Reads correctly A B P K T
Eye doctor: OK,Read the letters on the second line.
Boy:Reads correctly c w q r b
Eye doctor: Wondering,Read the letters on the bottom second line.
Boy: Reads correctly f g h i o
Eye doctor: Confused,Read the letters on the last line.
Boy: Reads correctly p s e l b
Eye doctor: Son you have a perfect eyesight.Why are you wearing those glasses?
Boy:Because I can't read without the glasses.
Eye doctor:But then you read everything correctly now without your glasses
Boy:I actually memorized those letters while I was waiting to see you
There is something which money cant buy
Money can buy fancy dresses
Money can buy yummy food
Money can buy smartphones
Money can buy luxurious apartments
There are somethings which money cant buy
But you can buy it with credit card
I need your hand to correct me
If I go wrong I need your hand to CORRECT me
If I win I need your hand to SUPPORT me
If I am lost I need your hand to guide me
So cut and courier your hand to me!
Dil to Pagal hai
Dil ne kaha dost ko
sms karenge,Phir Khayal aya k
Dil to Pagal hai,Phir Socha
Dil Agar Pagal hai tho Kya hua?
Mera dost konsa normal hai...
You are a Genius
I still remember the day I
sent an sms to you saying
'Sender is cool and Reader is fool'
You got angry and replied
'Sender is fool and Reader is cool'
u are a Genius
Jab koi baat bigad jaye
Jab koi baat bigad jaye
Jab koi mushkil badh jaye,Toh
Hoth ghuma,Seeti baja k bol....
AAL IZZ WELL...
Importance of thumb
Imp of thumb:
Babies use it 4 chewing..
Illiterate People use it 4 sign..
Winners use it 4 victory..&
my fans use it 4 readng my msgs..
Oh..u too..? Crazy fans!""";;;;
Nobody had a watch in the past
Funny but true THOUGHT:-
In the past,
nobody had a watch
but Everyone had Time...
now everyone has a watch
but NOBODY has TIME;-)